Here’s 8 fool-proof steps to dance like the Stone Roses’ Ian Brown
With Stone Roses releasing their first song in over two decades tonight at 8pm, there will be plenty of fans dancing around their front rooms.
But seeing as it’s the Roses and Ian Brown’s dance moves are rather legendary, here’s how you can dance like Mr Brown and impress – and definitely not embarrassing – your kids.
Step 1: Grab a pair of over-sized sunglasses despite being in a dark room.
Step 3: Keep your bottom half perfectly still while you sway your arms
Step 6: Continue to jog on the spot – you could do with the exercise
Step 7: Pretend you’re drinking a small bike – or you’re the Crazy Frog (unless you’ve blanked him out of your mind following months of therapy).